She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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