he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.