Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.