big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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