Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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