Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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