Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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