so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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