Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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