I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
that is very illegal...i love you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
