And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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