That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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