She announced her abortion via fbk
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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