Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We're like a lot better than the average bears
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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