My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
