I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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