Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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