Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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