All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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