Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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