i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
