he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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