FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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