he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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