dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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