if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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