Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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