We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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