The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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