I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So much Jack, so little girl.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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