You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's just like the Real World with babies
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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