Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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