If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Let's paint friendship bongs
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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