He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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