My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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