Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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