I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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