I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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