Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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