Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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