Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.