I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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