Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
