Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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