Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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