we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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