Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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