and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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