was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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