What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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