he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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