Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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