sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.