Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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