I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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