Don't you send me to vm
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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