you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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